himynameiscarl:

an alternate universe where instead of “stop” telegrams are punctuated by “swag”

“YOUR MOTHER HAS DIED SWAG PEACEFULLY IN SLEEP SWAG CONDOLENCES SWAG”

“STORES AT FRONT AND HIGH STREETS ON FIRE SWAG SEND FOR HELP SWAG”

“GERMAN FORCES BREACHING FRONT LINES SWAG CALL FOR REINFORCEMENTS SWAG”

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    All I can think about is how wasteful and expensive these would have been More realisticallyMOTHER DEAD SWAG FUNERAL...
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    SWAG: HAMMER TIME.
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